1. So… I was taking a nap and he decided to take a nap too… On top of my face. lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜»β€οΈβœŒοΈπŸˆ #CatsAreWeird #IDidntKnowMyFaceIsAPillow #Cat #Cat #Chrono #CatDad

     
  2. Some bitches say I’m not polished enough. Well, I’m polish remover. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰ #PolishRemover #Selfie

     
  3. Your argument is invalid, I have a cat shirt. 🐈✌️ #Cat #Selfie #MyShirtIsFuckingCool #Gay #Gaymer #OrlyxKatzroy

     
  4. Beautiful sunset. ❀️ #Sunset #NatureIsAwesome

     
  5. Love this song! Eli Lieb’s voice is amazing! 😍 #PlaceOfParadise #EliLieb

     
  6. I’m cleaning and they’re just laying there. lol Lazy fucks! 😍😍😍❀️❀️😍❀️ #Chrono #Cat #Dog #Dolce #MiniSchnauzer

     
  7. Listening to my favorite song of my wife to see if my headache goes away. ✌️#LanaDelRey #Ride #Paradise

     
  8. Waking up with a headache… NOT cool. :/ Ugh! #GoodMorning

     
  9. In case you’re thinking about tickling me. πŸ˜’ #NotFunny #IHateTickling

     
  10. He’s simply not giving two fucks. lol #Chrono #Cat #LazyCat

     
  11. …Aaaand this is what I get home too. My pretty baby. 😍😻❀️✌️🐈 #Chrono #CatDad #Cat #IDontKnowWhatIWouldDoWithoutThisBitch

     
  12. On my way to get gas for my Bat Mobile. lol βœŒοΈπŸ˜πŸš— #BeepBeepMotherfucker #Batman #CarSelfie #BatMobile

     
  13. My present for passing my drivers license! πŸ˜βœŒοΈπŸš— #Starbucks #WhiteMocha #Frappuccino

     
  14. Yup, it’s my biggest weakness. I admit it. :$ #Tattoos #TattooedMen #MyWeakness

     
  15. I don’t even care who gives a shit… Cause I look fucking cool. 🎡😎✌️ #ILookFuckingCool #Selfie #Gay #OrlyxKatzroy